You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Sons T-Shirt
S / Athletic Heather
$29.99
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Light, honest, and a little bit funny — this soft jersey tee speaks directly to parents who know chaos and love in equal measure. The front reads “You can’t scare me, I have two sons,” set in clean, vintage-inspired type with subtle laurel accents. It’s light enough for everyday wear, breathable for playtime and errands, and neutral enough to layer under jackets or wear alone on a warm afternoon. Wear it to soccer practice, family barbecues, or while juggling bedtime routines — it’s a small, wearable reminder that nothing rattles you quite like parenthood (and you’re handling it).
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a classic, neat look
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and garment structure
- DTF or DTG printed designs (crisp, detailed front and sleeve prints depending on provider) with tear-away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified blanks, responsibly manufactured (Bella+Canvas; Honduras origin)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
You Can’t Scare Me, I Have Two Sons T-Shirt
$29.99
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz/yd²) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for a classic, neat look
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit retention and garment structure
- DTF or DTG printed designs (crisp, detailed front and sleeve prints depending on provider) with tear-away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified blanks, responsibly manufactured (Bella+Canvas; Honduras origin)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
